An imaginary drug for an imaginary sickness

Phlubacor is to be taken orally 12 times a day after each meal. The most common side effects of Phlubacor though extremely rare are excessive farting, belching and queefing, depression, suicidal thoughts or lack thereof, excessive happiness, urinating on a subway third rail, failure to seek oneness with your inner chicken, déjà vu and amnesia at the same time, having fond memories of the 1960’s TV show “The Banana Splits” without the use of a controlled substance, thoughts that “Tim and Eric Awesome Show” is actually funny, lips bigger than that of Mick Jagger’s, screaming “Beetlejuice” three times and actually getting results, hatred for bacon, I mean really, who doesn’t like bacon, the over whelming desire to hijack a New York City Subway train to Cuba, and having nothing better to do with your life than to read this stupid warning. If you experience any or all of these side effects all at the same time, you should stop taking Phlubacor and call your doctor as this may be a sign of a potentially life threatening condition. Men who are pregnant or at least look like they are should not take Phlubacor unless directed to do so by a veterinarian. Phlubacor is for the treatment of Fuzzy Eyebrow Syndrome and should not be taken with any other drugs. If you can’t afford Phlubacor, Itasca Zerega may be able to help. We will laugh at you and mercilessly make fun of you for even wanting to take this stupid drug Phlubacor until you decide that it’s not even worth the aggravation. Phlubacor was developed in the medical labs of Itasca Zerega and there are no generic equivalent because who’s gonna be stupid enough to take this stuff anyway? This was brought to you by Itasca Zerega. Have a nice day.

To put it all in a nutshell, I desperately need a life!!

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